Global Warming is God's Punishment for Homosexuality

I think that's an argument that kind of makes itself, really.

I made a chart, showing the amount of homosexuality in the world, the average global temperature, and the number of SUVs, all since the early 1900s, but trying to embed it here, I couldn't get it to be very readable. It was very convincing, since I just drew the lines based on my gut feeling of these things, and the correlation between homosexuality and global warming was pretty much undeniable (and SUVs were clearly not the problem, holding at a steady pace of zero through most of the 20th century, so take that, environmentalists!). But let's throw it in here, anyway because people seem to like pictures:

Okay, sure. I've probably got you convinced, or possibly angered, or more likely confused. But why is that the topic of this post? One word: controversy. Another two words: ad revenue.

I've taken the advice of some friends and decided to monetize my efforts here, by allowing Google to put ads on the site. Maybe if I can generate more traffic, I'll make a little money. And if I know the internet, then people love to read outrageous claims without actual facts to back those claims up.

Next up for me, something I've been meaning to do for a while. I'll be trying my hand at making some videos. Not vlogging -- god, no -- here's my impersonation of every* single vlog out there: "hi, it's me again... um... I know I haven't made a video in a while, ... well... um, I guess I don't have much to update you about, but I'll talk for five minutes anyway..." -- no, I won't be doing that.

I used to run a voice support group online, and people told me they got something out of my explanations for different techniques I learned and practiced to feminize my voice. I'll probably put a series of videos up on the YouTubes, and since people like pictures more than words, I expect I'll get more hits there and maybe make a tiny bit of ad money in the deal. I'm not really doing it to try to make money, but if Google wants to send me a check for $10 a year or something, I'll cash it.

Meanwhile, I'll try to stir up more hits on this site by making more outrageous claims. Feel free to start flame wars in the comments section. I think that's good for traffic. I'll leave you with this closing thought, then:

Transsexuals should NEVER EVER be allowed to use the bathroom, because that's just an invitation for CHILD MOLESTORS to kidnap YOUR CHILDREN. Do I need to spell that one out for you? I didn't think so.

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* Note: if you have a vlog, I'm sure it's really, really good, and I don't mean your vlog. I mean everyone else's vlog.